Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (8PM, Starz Comedy; 1997)
“Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later? How do you like to do it? Do you like to wash up first? You know, top and tails… whore’s bath? Personally, before I’m on the job, I like to give my undercarriage a bit of a ‘how’s your father’!”
Friday October 11th
NHL Hockey (8PM, NHL Network) New York Islanders at Chicago Blackhawks
Because I finally have a team to brag about again. Thankfully, Garth Snow is better at spotting talent than playing goal.
Saturday October 12th
Beauty and the Beast (9PM, CW; Season Premiere) Detective Chandler is reunited with Vincent three months after his abduction and finds that his memory has been wiped clean.
When will Mrs. Potts be making an appearance?
Sunday October 13th
The Amazing Race (8PM, CBS) Contestants hope for a big reward when they take a risk in Portugal.
I tend to stay away from risks in foreign countries. Haven’t they seen Taken?
Sunday Night Football (8:20PM ET, NBC) Washington Redskins at Dallas Cowboys
Cowboys have a death pool going for Monte Kiffin. Tony Romo had last Sunday.
The Walking Dead (9PM, AMC; Season Premiere) The group lives an ideal life at the prison, and strives to hold onto humanity.
I love this show, but I’m always saying to myself “There should be less zombies and more exposition”.
Boardwalk Empire (9PM, HBO) Agent Knox tries to gain Eli’s trust.
But then Eli throws an interception and promptly loses it…Oh, different guy.
Homeland (9PM, Showtime) Carrie struggles to connect with Saul.
Saul needs a name change because he just makes me miss Breaking Bad. Which doesn’t help that Showtime has left a bad taste in my mouth lately.
Eastbound & Down (10PM, HBO) Kenny takes his family and friends on a trip to the local water park.
I wish my friends and family would take me to a local water park.
Masters of Sex (10PM, Showtime) When research at the brothel creates inaccurate data, Masters resolves to get the study back to the hospital.
I’m going to go to a brothel and try and conduct “research”. I don’t expect it to go well.
Hello Ladies (10:30PM, HBO) Stuart has an encouraging first date.
So this show may feature Stephen Merchant getting laid at some point? Hmmm.
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