I already miss Haley and her amazing confidence. Sadly, I don’t think she’s going to be called back like Koloni. This week they’re doing a Broadway theme and Rachelle Rak is in charge.
Shari is worried that McReally doesn’t have a personality. Cindy is sick of hearing about McReally. Tiffany just wants Abby to like Ally. Rachelle doesn’t wear pants and BowBow thinks she should be on Bwoadway. (Her word.) She says she speaks well. Cindy says her Gianna is the only one that knows all types of dance. Whoever wins this challenge gets the first solo of the season.
Rachelle makes me uncomfortable. Kind of like when Tina Turner hit a certain age and I didn’t want to see her dance as much anymore. The twin boys think the dance is too feminine… Right. Because they’re so manly. Tina thinks Trinity is the whole Broadway package. I just want to Rachelle to put more clothes on soon.
BowBow is out first. Ally’s out. (I’m out.) Gianna is out. Tyler’s gone. Trinity… see ya. Koloni has a fish face. So will it be Travis or McReally? BowBow thinks Travis is super cute. Abby is impressed with both. But today’s winner is…. McReally. Abby says Travis never looked her in the eye.
Shari comes out to join her daughter. I think McReally is so pretty. Her solo will be in the style of Les Mis. This weeks skill is versatility.
I’d like to take this moment to say that my husband always puts the pillow with the sham BEHIND the pillow he sleeps on when he “makes the bed”. Seriously. BEHIND. It’s too much.
All the moms want to make a drinking game by how many times Shari says “McReally”. It’s a lot. Shari says they’re just threatened. Abby must have broken her last Bump It because her hair is flat.
This week Ally and Gianna are doing a salsa funk routine, inspired by Nine. (Note to self, Google “Nine”.) But they will incorporate hip hop and tap. They just hope Abby likes it. I don’t think she does. She thinks that Ally is out dancing Gianna. Big Cindy doesn’t agree. Tiffany is sick of the “constant attacks on Ally”.
McReally is learning her Les Mis solo from Anthony. From Candy Crapples studio. He tells her something about just selling her two front teeth. Didn’t she sell her hair?