We start with Alex’s aftermath to Matt’s OD’d ass. She’s got her head on the table while her mom and sister look on, asking how she is. She’s tired. Her mom seems surprised he’s using again. She’s fairly delusional. Her sister asks what will happen to him. (He’ll do this on and off for the rest of his life, sweetie.) Wendy tells Alex that she’ll never get child support. She won’t get a lot of other things either. They all feel bad for Bella. Alex sure knew how to pick em.
Briana is “moving on with her life”. So she accomplishes this by going out with her mom and sister and Nova, again. Brittany is on a diet so she can’t eat the fried foods. Briana says Nova wrecked her body. Brittany says, “that’s what happens when you have a baby”. (Unlike the brain wreckage that an abortion causes your brain.) Briana wants to go back to school, but apparently she doesn’t have a driver’s license. WTF? What adult doesn’t have their license unless they have a driver. Oh, I guess Briana does. Her mom. Cut the umbilical cord already. Brittany agrees to not attend college this summer so that she can watch Nova while Briana goes to school. Briana and Roxanne are shocked. “Just because I had an abortion, doesn’t mean I can’t be around babies, yo.” Um, yeah… tell that to your fetus. While I find this incredibly giving of Brittany, SPOILER ALERT… she lasts about a day.
Katie is still/again/always mad with Joey because he didn’t fulfill her dream to become a princess. It’s almost Father’s Day, but she doesn’t feel like doing anything special for him. Shocker. She is supposed to take Molli to swim lessons, but Joey has her car and thinks she has a ride, so she has to walk. Poor thing. Joey finally calls and asks if he can go fishing. It’s good to know he still has balls.
Josh is still being distant with Mack, and she thinks she’ll be able to lure him in on Father’s Day with a gift from Gogurt. Megan comes over to help Gogurt and Mack take some pics for Josh. She takes pictures of Gogurt holding signs that say “I Heart You, Dad.” I guess we’re all assuming that Josh can read. It was a cute idea… and Gogurt looks awesome in his hat and boots (and with paper covering his face.) After his photo shoot, Gogurt loses his sht. Megan doesn’t know how Mack does it. Um, Megan, she leaves him with her family while she does whatever she wants? They talk about where Mack stands with Josh, which is nowhere. Mack says it’s not healthy…. “for this guy”.
Briana is learning to drive. Something she should have learned 3 years ago. She’s registering at a community college and taking a driving class. This chick doesn’t even know which is the brake or the gas… seriously? How can you not have EVER learned anything about driving? Her driving teacher loved his 2 minutes of fame. MTV Advice Of The Day: Learn To Drive.
Katie made it to the rec center and is swimming with Molli. Apparently they missed the class (I’m sure she won’t bring this up 100 times), so they played in the pool. She and Megan talk about how grouchy Joey always is and Megan tells her to just let him sleep. Ha. That’ll happen. Megan is the wife of a miner and she just tries to impart some advice that sometimes the men will get super grouchy and the wives have to just kiss their asses. Okay, maybe not completely fair… but working ALL NIGHT… IN A MINE… come on… can we all agree that we would do a lot more to make Joey comfortable?
Wendy, Alex, and Bella are having pizza and talk about Alex’s future. Alex is always so yuck to talk to, and Wendy says that she always knew that Matt was a loser. Oh sht, her little brother is there and mentions that the only thing good that came from Matt was Bella. (Who fed you that line?) Wendy thinks Alex needs to find a way to be happy and that she should go to prom. Well, that’s all it took. Alex loses her sht and says there’s no reason for her to get dressed up is no one is going to appreciate it. Like it’s our fault she’s ugly.
Mack is adding the finishing touches on her gift to win Josh back. Her whole family is at her grandparents house and we see even more normal, well-intentioned people that love Gogurt. Josh won’t answer her calls until her mom or grandma teaches her a trick to make him answer. She reaches Josh and tells him she wants to drop Gogurt and the gift off at his house. Unfortunately, he’s going to his friend’s house and says to drop them off later. Ouch.
Briana is buying school supplies. Um, this is college… not middle school. Briana thinks she needs to pick out a Trapper Keeper. (Get the one with a kitten on it.) Brittany tries to talk sense into them, while Roxanne buys Briana stickers. Seriously. Brittany whines that she never got stickers. I love seeing Brittany slowly deteriorate.