Hi again, Trashii Talkers! You know, I really, REALLY like to give our Jeffrey a hard time because generally his love of the alpha male works my last nerve. But when Jeff is good, he is very VERY good. And this week?
For five minutes at least!
Before the glow of Jeff love fades (and you know it’s gonna fade fast), let’s get into the episode!
It’s the morning of day seven and Gollum are sitting around their fire, scrubbing their teeth with bamboo and joking about a cupcake belt that Tyson apparently bought at a gas station. Aras jokes about how it’s gonna make people hungry and Tyson tells him it’s totally not a real cupcake; it’s made out of metal, but if someone wants to take a bite, they can be his guest. Who wants to take a lick?
Colon thinks they should be concentrating more on the game and talking about things like who they’re going to sit out of the next challenge. No one else wants to interrupt fun time to game talk with Colon and he’s pissed because he doesn’t know how to play the game with these people.
Yep. That’s totally it. I can practically smell the terror.
Colon decides to ask Aras if he’s in trouble with the tribe and Aras doesn’t even bother trying to lie. He tells Colon that he is indeed in trouble, but hey, anything can happen in this game, so you never know.
Aras tells us that Colon is a poison out there and he’s poisoning everyone’s mind. He’s also a big whiny crybaby who puts on his pissypants every time he doesn’t get his way.
Amen, Aras! He tells Colon that he should just enjoy the place he’s in and try to relax, but Colon can’t do that unless Aras tells him he’ll give him a second chance. Nope. Aras says he can’t tell him that, but he should have a good time while he’s here.
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