Welcome back Trashies! We are once again in Miami, home to the House of Weak Assed Bitches!
This week, we have a new skank to replace Piercey McTattoo.
Last time, Gina tried to start some shit with Janelle, and got bitch slapped for her troubles. Piercy McTattoo decided to be relevant and tried to jump in. Unfortunately, she almost kicked Janelle in the eye with her boot, so she had to hit the bricks. The other bitches refuse to believe that she got herself sent home and decide to blame Janelle, rather than Gina – the dumb bitch that started the shit in the first place. So, they have decided that it is now their sworn duty to get Janelle out of the house.
They come back from Key West to find an actual Amazon has just replaced Piercy.
Let me tell you about Andrea. Andrea is “that girl.” You know the type. She can’t handle her alcohol, gets crazy and slutty from a single drink, and is only in it to have fun. In other words, she is pretty much what you expect in the Bad Girls Club.
The 5 skanks hate her on sight. They don’t bother to talk to her, they just decide she isn’t worth getting to know. The funny thing is that out of the 5, 2 of them are replacements themselves and seem to have forgotten that little fact.
I don’t know if what Andrea said about the bears, mountain lions, and coyotes is true. But, if it is, I am down with any bitch that can shoot a mountain lion and leave it’s carcass for the coyotes to eat. Because, let’s face it, she would be a good friend to have when the zombie apocalypse goes down, and you know that shit is going down any day now.