Radar Online is reporting that Real Housewives of New Jersey cast member, and non Nobel Prize winning economist (the whole thing is rigged. For actual economists), Teresa Giudice won’t be getting that new $50,000 swimming pool that she was planning on getting before the Gub’Mint hit her and her husband, Joe, with like a jillion bank fraud and tax evasion charges
Embattled “Real Fraudwife” Teresa Giudice has pulled the plug on construction of a brand new pool — valued at $50,000 — at her Towaco, N.J. home in the wake of her fraud case.
Drowning in drama and with looming debt ahead, the 41-year-old Real Housewives of New Jersey halted the redevelopment after her “financial house of cards came crashing down,” a pal revealed to RadarOnline.com.
“Teresa had planned to put a pool in the yard of her house and she was going to spend $50,000 for it, but she couldn’t go forward with it given the case against her and her husband,” the insider said.
Wow, not getting a swimming pool put in when you’re looking at possible serious jail time is actually a good idea. Teresa did this? This doesn’t sound like her. Look I know I may be jumping the gun, but I think the odds are pretty high that Teresa might be one of those pod people now. Wait, what am I saying, pod people never blink. Teresa is still totally human. Although I’m not 100%sure that is a good thing.