Hola Trasherinos! Its another week in Miami, and in case you were wondering…everyone is still arguing with one another.
The ladies have solidly divided themselves into Team Adriana and Team Lea, with Lisa and Joanna playing nice to all.
Adriana begins planning her wedding, which she is starting to refer to as ‘heaven’. She gives her wedding planner a whopping six weeks to plan her meeting with St. Peter. She is still arguing with Frederic and still denying that she is married. Turns out though, she actually is married, and even admits so, in a very confusing roundabout way. But she doesn’t feel married. Heh.
Joanna is in the beginning stages of wedding planning, as well, and Romain has a few more pre-wedding surprises for her!! Not only does he make her breakfast in bed, he is going to buy a house! He saved the best surprise for last…he’s going to get his lawyers to draft a prenup for her to sign!! Our fair Polish princess is not at all pleased with this turn of events, and threatens to get one of her own. Brilliant!!
Lea spends this week helping Joanna shop for bridal shoes and plotting her attack on Adriana.
Alexia goes jogging with Marysol, and has decided that since her son is out of the hospital, its about damn time that she clean out and redo her closet. She brings a troupe of designers in to help her do just that.
Lisa is having a trying week. It seems that after they gave Daysy the gift of liposuction, she decided she was too sexy to hang out with the Hochsteins, and started her own maid business. Adding to her troubles is the house that they bought on Star Island, which was supposed to be a tear-down. Turns out, one episode of Miami Vice was filmed there, and the preservation society of Miami Beach is throwing up lots of hurdles to keep them from tearing it down.
The climax of the episode is when Adriana takes a cab to Lea’s house in the middle of a torrential downpour. They argue about how poor Adriana actually was, and why she lied about being married. Adriana says she just had the license, and got married, but she’s not married. Lea is all, “Ah HA!” Unfortunately, Adriana still doesn’t think she was actually married. They argue in circles and Adriana walks out. She forgot to call her cab, though, and is stuck standing in the rain.
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