Howdy, Trashmii! Have you all been breathlessly waiting for the newest episode of Sister Wives? Me neither, and yet TLC keeps airing them!
You’ll remember last week everyone except Meri got their house approved. Kody took off with Robyn (presumably so he wouldn’t have to help anyone move), Meri was devastated (despite the wet bar), and Mariah showed signs of starting to turn into Leona Helmsley.
In this week’s thrill-packed episode, some of the Browns moved into their new homes, and Meri just kept a’waitin. Which shouldn’t have been a big deal, given her reproductive history . .
Meanwhile, Mariah escalated from last week’s brattish behavior. Meri couldn’t get through to her, and Kody didn’t seem to either. We also learned that Mariah has apparently never seen how a chafing dish works, with disastrous results.
Everyone celebrated Christmas over a week late. What, are they Orthodox now? At the celebration, Kody got all religious on us, Christine continued her Mission Statement Reign of Terror, and some of the wives made candy. The others? To use Robyn’s phrase, “cheater-pants”.
Finally, we learned the surprising news that, at least in Vegas, January 2 is “technically” a business day. Oh, and the Browns in no way live in a compound, as they informed us from their location in a walled, gated compound. Sorry, “cul de sac”. What’s that Shakespeare said about roses?
Join me back here soon for much more in the full recap!