Hola Trashies! Sorry it’s taken so long, I am so behind! In any case, let’s not waste another moment and recap this train wreck.
The show opens where we left off, with chocolate covered strawberries ruined along with Flav’s “announcement” that his girlfriend was pregnant with his ninth child. Joe is still steaming mad, and venting to Abby about how badly they smell. He tells us that “Liz smells like a moldy dead body.” Ew. And what a strange description.
Flav tells us that Joe drives a dick to work. Flav calls Abby the dumb bitch with the blue eyes, and I crack up out loud. Because it’s not really name calling if it’s factual. Flav is venting to Liz and she’s cracking up at him. As am I. Flav renames Joe “Dickface Joe” and commands everyone when they see him to say, “Hi Dickface!” I agree, and I shall. Although I prefer Poo Stain
How ya doin’ Dickface?
Dr. J calls Flav in for a private therapy session to unpack what just happened. Flav is very subdued and tells the Doc that Joe was a walking time bomb and was bound to go off, because Joe had built up anger towards him. But Flav can’t fault himself for coming to his own defense, but he’s not proud of how he acted. He also says that Joe has issues too, because he’s arrogant and “outtalks” everybody.
Is it bad that all I can think during this hug is, “Yes but Dr. J, does he smell bad? ANSWER THE QUESTION!” Wouldn’t it be kind of awesome if he smelled like chocolate strawberries? Then I could kind of understand why Abbey through those strawberries away.
Which is so true, when Joe is being cornered he just keeps rambling hoping to exhaust everyone around him into just shutting up. He’s a terrible, terrible person and I cannot imagine being stuck in a house with him for almost three weeks. Also, I am still really unclear why Joe felt it was necessary to be so nasty and cruel to Flav. Granted, Flav and Liz are strange and have their weird issues – but I don’t think they act out of a need for attention from the group. I think Liz acts out for attention from Flav. Anyone with half a brain can see that. However, since Joe is actually just the human form of a poo smear on a pair tighty whiteys, he is unable to comprehend that it IS NOT ALL ABOUT HIM!
So Dr. J calls Joe in to get his side of the story. Joe tells Dr. J that he didn’t want to be in the room with Flav because there was bad energy. She asks him, “what was the bad energy?” His answer: “He’s trash, he’s a joke.” Then Joe further explains that he feels that Flav and Liz act out and it robs him of therapy time and the chance to do work. He continues that if he wanted to hang out with someone like Flav, he’d go to the homeless shelter and pass out food to people.
Okay, okay. SOMEHOW Joe managed to brag about himself assisting with the homeless (does anyone even BELIEVE that’s true for a second?) while being so incredibly self-centered at the same time. I’d applaud, but I’m too busy flicking off the television. Poo. Stain.
Also, tell me. Who is worse in this scenario? Joe or this guy?
Dr. J responds, in a monotone voice: “I hear how angry you are. You sound pretty Fucking pissed.” She’s talented. She has only acknowledged he’s upset, but hasn’t agreed. But Joe is so stupid he thinks she’s on his side. Not that he even fucking cares, because as far as he’s concerned she’s revolving around him like everyone else on the planet because HE’S THE SUN!
Joe the Poo Stain Francis. Center of the “universe,” if the Universe was an old pair of underwear. With a Poo Stain.
When asked if he sees how he instigated it, Joe admits that yes he played a part in it, but he would do the same thing again because he thinks Flav and Liz are fake and were using that occasion to just rob attention. The hell? I am still so confused by his logic.
They weren’t in a therapy session, it was night time and everyone was tucking in for bed. What did they do at that moment that they deserved Joe’s rage? Blow up at them in therapy, or when they’re being ridiculous during an exercise. But this? Was just douchey.