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Masterchef Minicap:Krissi’s Revenge

Hi Trashmii!

So its back to normal business now the ‘cheating bastards’ episode is over. Enough said about that.

The Masterchef symbol appears and it’s showtime! Is it me or have they made the incidental music extra dramatic this week? It’s probably me. But it’s Mystery box time, and a 16oz steak is the only ingredient. Princess Peach looks very happy, I imagine she’s about to tell us she cooks steaks every other day or something similar. But leave it to DJC to wheel out the bone achingly old fallacy that ‘man cook meat good’.

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Man! Meat! Fire! RAWR!

Usually if you go to a barbecue where the cook has this attitude, get ready to eat meat that is so raw it’s still mooing, or it’s a burnt slab of unidentifiable grey matter. Seasoned? Man no season meat. Rawr! Book your place in hospital in advance.

It’s Joes turn to shill the Walmart steaks. He gets through it with breaking down and crying for his lost soul. But then the Walmart advert takes a new twist – a truck will be delivering the other mystery box ingredients. What? Why? This is just one step away from ‘buy food from Walmart, and you’ll get laid’

The mini’s cook on. Luca is being adventurous. Jordan appears to have learned some humility, he realizes that he goes overboard and needs to rein it in a bit. Juggernaut gets some praise off Bastage, and Bri is targeted for being ‘uncomfortable’.

The best dishes are Jordan, Strip steak with celery root and parsley puree. Bastage loves it. Seems like Jordan’s restraint has paid off in spades. Next best is Luca! Go Luca go! Grilled Fillet Mignon and sirloin with potatoes and haricot verts. He gets grilled about why he’s so good now when he nearly got sent home earlier. Then its the Juggernaut – pan seared steak with pommes de Krissi. I have to admire her ability to self advertise. Unfortunately she wins.

We then see the truth that has been hidden a little recently with Juggy’s rehabilitation – everyone hates her more than each other. Natasha (who is ‘feuding’ with Luca remember?) and Jordan commiserate with Luca that he should have won and are pissed that Juggy did instead. Still, she did, so we have to live with it. But what’s happened to Jordan? He even said that he thought Luca had won – if he keeps this up I might have to start liking him.

Juggy gets the only advantage that really counts for anything – immunity. My heart sinks. The challenge is fresh food. Well, birds. A quail, a pigeon, a pheasant, a chicken, a duck and a turkey. Juggy chooses each bird for each contestant. The only person I can see that could be in trouble here is Bri, being a vegetarian.

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12 comments on “Masterchef Minicap:Krissi’s Revenge

  1. Water Lover Water Lover says:

    Once again, Krissi’s pronunciation kills me. They don’t have “Thansgivin’ in Itlee”, WTH is “Itlee”? I also think Natasha could win it, but if selling cookbooks is the goal, I don’t think she has the personality for it. She snarls and sneers more than she smiles.

  2. LynnB says:

    To me, Jordan was actually a winner this episode with that job offer/internship from TG. If Juggy wins I will never watch this show again. Is she playing dumb and classless or does she really speak and act like that in real life? What a poor representative for people from her area.

  3. Moli says:

    Philadelphia born and raised, I can say a lot of people say ITLee(once again one of those South Philly(weirdos they have their own language that everyone not from Philly thinks is the ‘Philly accent/lingo’(normal Philadelphian’s DO NOT speak like Rocky)) things, like freaking weird ass cheese whiz on cheesesteaks). Sorry South Philadelphians piss me off so much I still have no idea who uses youse….ya’ll yes…. not youse! I can say I have never in my life ever consumed quail, pheasant or pigeon(people really eat those flying rats?).

  4. Water Lover Water Lover says:

    Ah, Moli – I should have known it was something like that. Just with the “hollanday” from last week, I figured she was just ignorant! I, however, am guilty of saying “ya’ll” on occasion.

  5. Libithina says:

    It pay be poor but it sure is accurate! She speaks real Philly, it’s hilarious. I know she is the most awful person but when she puffs her feathers I die laughing.

  6. Libithina says:

    I practically live in s Philly and youse is a daily part of life here and for peeps in s jersey who have family in Philly. It is the worst!!!

  7. churble says:

    People definitely eat them, but they usually call them “squab” when doing so.

    I’m from Kentucky, I’ve somehow managed to avoid the accent (helps having northern parents, I think the accents just cancelled out) but I couldn’t escape the ya’ll.

  8. Chaosbutterfly says:

    Jess lookit all of youse up there. So fan-cee witcha english words and ya real cheese on da cheesesteaks.
    Ya thinkya know errything, jess lookitcha, so smarrttt.

  9. Sharon says:

    Gawd…I hate Krusty. Can we talk about something on this show that drives me insane…the hair. Krusty kept messing with her hair, Natasha had her hair hanging on her station. I can’t believe the judges have not found a hair in there food.

  10. Lauren says:

    so sorry we south philadelphians piss u off ….what exactly is a normal philadelphian ?

  11. Moli says:

    To clarify…I hate the South Philadelphians that have convinced the world that everyone in Philadelphia speak like them(Rocky). NO ONE I know speaks like that unless they are from South Philly or from the NE when they ‘moved up’.
    Did you know the only area in Philly that serves cheesesteaks with Cheese whiz is South Philly. No real person would allow that crap to touch their steak UNLESS it slid off their cheese fries:)…think I know what’s for dinner tonight.

  12. ronnielovesme says:

    I think this whole discussion about the various dialects in Philly have taken us away from what is important in life. It doesn’t matter if you say ‘youse’, ‘yall’ or ‘You fellows over there’. Its hating the Juggernaut that counts.

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