Floshizzle

Floshizzle is an audacious snarker whose passion is shredding any and everything. She's covered a diverse group of crap reality shows, from the daft adults in Dance Moms, to the cagey cast of Mob Wives. Floshizzle's favorite escapes include manic workouts and chocolate binges.
  • Floshizzle

    Umpuleezze lol that was all wrong. Thanks for the clarification but not the visualization! Yikes

  • http://shank-you-very-much.com Heather Keet

    Umpuleezze….you crack me up! Weave on her behind!

  • Umpuleezze

    Flo..I’m pretty sure last season Dontay said to Naja that he was gay when they went away with Kim…and if they are doing anything I have a feeling Dontay’s behind her and she has a weave on her behind to look more manly.

  • Floshizzle

    Heather Keet always love your comments! gofundme lol I’m with ya there. I say hand her over to Andy Cohen although I realize it would take a crane to lift her.

    Thanks for being so supportive of these recaps!

    What was up with Naja saying “uh oh Daddy’s mad Daddy’s mad”?!!!! When Dontay got upset at dinner. Daddy???? I originally thought Dontay was gay! What do those two do anyways???

  • Floshizzle

    Umpuleezze Naja and China are beyond mean and I would love to know where they got the idea they are better than everyone else! Probably from the voices in their heads. Have you noticed that Kim loves China? I think the deal is she likes to be around people who she doesn’t feel inferior to and who also love to bully those she is jealous of. China will join in on any of Kim’s immature, stank behavior so Kim can justify to herself whatever she says and does.

    Haha your comment on the dog whistle and Naja’s nipples…epic!

    Where does Kim get the idea her wigs are gorgeous? Especially when she keeps wearing that home perm one?

    Thanks for the compliment about the recaps! Your comments are hysterical and made my day much more entertaining

  • http://shank-you-very-much.com Heather Keet

    I would pay money to see them address what she said on the show. You know those rachet cast members will just make it all worse until the broadcasting company has to save itself and just remove them from the air. It’d be epic and I’d like to get a gofundme going to get these people gone.

    But then I’d miss the recaps and Floshizzle’s whit, so let’s hope these bitches just shut up before they get shut down.

    Great recap Floshizzle, you never let me down!

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  • Umpuleezze

    I have a feeling she called him the “f” word or a version of it which most people with a brain do not use unless they want Andy Cohen to call them the “jackhole” of the week. Naja is mean and if you notice she NEVER EVER apologize for anything..simply makes excuses for what she says…like the plastic comment to Angela…there was no need for it..and she couldn’t just say…sorry..I was wrong. I think China and Naja are seriously and truly mean people and it’s not a reality show personna….Dontay will take on any personality needed for the show…but the other two seem to me to be total assholes. Especially China. I’m so glad someone else is tired of Naja rubbing her own nipples…as if all men in the area should come running to suck them as if she had blown a dog-whistle only men can hear. And lastly, Kim. Kim,Kim, Kim…you are not famous…you are C list at best since the show ….and your wigs are nothing special. That first one you brought to Jonathan looked like the hair on a life size Barbie I bought my daughter years ago. Flo your recaps slay me and I don’t watch Untying the Knot but read your recaps anyway because they are so funny.