Ok, finale time. Kids, we are rounding the final turn. Hang in there with MisRed.
It’s down to Katrina the star-f*cker, Kelley the Glen Close Fatal Attraction Impersonator and Kimberley who, frankly, seems almost normal.
Kelley tells us, or at this point she could be talking to herself, “Going home is not an option for me; I want to move to England tomorrow, these other girls don’t know what they are dealing with.” I hope this chick is on MI5’s radar. Both Kimberley and Karina think Kelley is nuts. And Karina thinks she could get VERY used to this lifestyle.
The show announcer lets us in on a secret, there is a twist, if Not Harry chooses a girl, tells her the truth and she stays with him for him, they get $250,000 to split.
Not Harry knows he will have to reveal his secret but he’s emotionally invested in this now. This has been a big risk and he really hopes they like him for him.
The girls go down to the dining room for breakfast. Kingsley comes in and says that this evening one of them will be leaving. And to help Sir decide he has arranged dates for all of them in London. Wooo Hooo, they finally get out of this hell hole!
Kelley is jealous because the other girls have a physical connection with Not Harry and she doesn’t. She’s going to do whatever it takes to get him. Why do I feel someone is going to be skinned alive?
They all take off in a helicopter and land in London. In the car Kelley wonders aloud “I wonder what Kate Middleton is doing today?”