Untying the Knot Minicap: Tainted Love

UNTYING THE KNOT EP2 SHANNA MOEQUELR divorce cake

Hello Trash Talkers! Hope all is well in your lives, be it love, lust and hate. Tonight’s episode will be known as the token SAD episode. Hearts have definitely been shattered. You know, where one of them actually put everything into it and had their soul stomped on while their ex ran their life into the ground. I must say, I am not sure I can handle episodes like this. We are only on episode 3, but I have had a great time watching these faux couples, revealed in only 30 minutes to be clueless, smug fools. What’s been missing so far? Genuine pain for the break-up of a marriage on either side of the soon to be uncouple.

I really enjoyed the episode, but I must say it a complete turnaround from the others.

So to cheer myself up from the teary episode I am going to look at last week’s episode and give you an overview.

Untying the Knot Ep 3 minicap

Now this Egyptian piece might be worth something. Cats are meant to be worshiped

The Couple: Jennifer and Golan
Jennifer: She was a prosperous woman with ordinary looks and appeared to be a smart, financially successful woman.
Golan :He was once prosperous until he decided to quit working and hang out at the pool day. He is an overly unattractive man with a matching personality.

Vikki struts in dressed professionally but I do believe those are top-notch designer. She must have something we all need with her jewelry and those shoes.

Golan is a complete jackass during the mediation, who sits and laughs stupidly whenever called out on any marriage breaking behavior. Funny things like cheating. After that he is immediately unlikable and it keeps getting worse because anytime they argue about items that they are fighting over he just looks at Vikki Ziegler, our famous mediator, and gives her the threatening eyes. Way to go moron. You don’t mess with this woman.

So here is the thing about Jennifer that makes her look not so smart and less attractive. She lent her boss $250, 000 and accepted a passport of Anwar Sadat former and dead Egytian President. as collateral. So off course, they both want it. It better be worth zillions by God! Here are some others:

A diamond necklace from Golan as a gift to Jennifer

Florida properties worth 500,000

A Bill Mack painting that Jennifer is itching for.

Golan’s argument was that she destroyed his business financially. She gave her boss a huge loan of 250,000 with a Anwar Sadat passport as collateral without even getting it appraised. I discounted the financial ruin statement at first, when he kept going about being a pool boy at 55. Until he shared that one.

Untying to Knot Ep 3 minicap

 

Take away my diamonds and you will find something of yours missing you cannot replace

The argument he loved to use most is: I want, I want it, I want it! She deserves nothing. So therefore, you better give it to me. This pathetic attempt to bully Vikki doesn’t work, so it adds a little humor to the show to see him humiliated once again.

Once the decisions has been made, here is what Vicki came up after a flash of the Millea brothers who are again using too much Dippity Do and are starting look a little bit too greasy.

Here is what who got what:
Jennifer: The diamond necklace, which was valued at 8000. She had to give him $4000 credit for it. She also got the Bill Mack painting valued at $600. The Anwar Sadat passport was appraised at a meager $6500. She had to credit him $3250. Golan did get the properties because that is the business he had before and Vikki thought it was the best chance of Jennifer getting her alimony and child support from him.

Golan starts ranting and raving and WHINING. Oh how I hate men who whine. Grow up Golan. Vikki points at him and accept the deal or he will be losing what he has in court. Both leave, somewhat satisfied and ready to move the hell on! For now.

Now to the couple we may relate to the best. They are Tim and Kelly. Tim is a Marine who was sent to Iraq. He just had to marry her before he left. They were deeply in love. He came back a changed man. He become a heavy drinker who had become beyond angry.

How much did all of the circumstances effect this very likeable wife? What exactly went on when he returned? It is pretty sad, but it does shed real light on divorce and I still enjoyed it. Now pass the tissue please.

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