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  • vallegirl

    Thanks to your recaps I marathoned the first three episodes and I don’t know if Vince was a plant or not, but he wasn’t lying about being a tennis pro. Or more accurately a former top 20 player on the ATP tour. Albeit one who was most famous for losing 21 straight matches, but still top 20.

    And he’s always been that odd. Just surprised to recognize “Vince.” Should have realized it was him when I read the recap.

  • Whatever

    I thought she just said that Jeff was taking a nap.

  • Jenni

    Did anybody catch what Amanda said about Jeff staying at the hotel by himself while she went and did the afternoon thing with the ladies (when they met Clark Kent)? She said something like “Jeff wanted to be by himself if you know what I mean.” Was that code for “Jeff’s meeting up with the cabana boy”? :)

  • mere2142

    How did their cars get to the Hamptons? Didn’t they take a party bus there? When it was time to leave, everyone got in their cars to drive home. This really bothered by OCD brain!

  • Iona Trailer

    These chicks are a mess. Casey needs to graduate high school. Your still living with the pain of having your boyfriend stolen when you were 16? You need help as much as the slut who stole him from you. Jeff is still creepy and Rob is kinda cute.

  • Lisa

    So I know this was filmed a while ago, I wonder if Jeff and Amanda are still together? Married yet?

  • Annie

    Gotta say, I love this show!!! Hillarious recap, by the way.
    Erica is a mess….I hope she gets help. It’s sad to see, and her popping Adderall at 2am (or offering her boyfriend some–I couldn’t tell what the hell was going on) after a night of heavy drinking scares me. If she’s doing that, what else is she doing?

    Jeff and Gaga are funny….yes, he’s creepy, yes she’s clueless to it, but there’s SOMETHING about their relationship that makes me not mind so much. Seems like they make each other happy, so that’s cool.

    I thought people like Ashlee only existed in Woody Allen movies. Still, I find her pretty funny.

  • jenbug79

    @LBoogie- I completely agree with your predictions of what is to come for the ladies. I too like Joey, but her frankness is bound to cause drama.
    I almost couldn’t watch Amanda and Jeff’s pool scene. Between the box-talk and the mommys, I almost lost it.

  • jenbug79

    Not just plumber’s crack…very furry plumber’s crack. *Shudder*

  • smango

    @L Boogie – I sincerely hoped the crack shot would have been the featured photo. It was like a train wreck!! This guy is recap GOLD.

    I couldn’t stop laughing at Chanel’s rap (@ Macy’s is where I spend most of my days!) and the whole part about Erica tripping over Jeff’s cat burglar bag. Holy crap!! HILARIOUS!!!

  • sfs614

    How about when Erica said about 5 times “I’m sick of people telling me what to eat”. Add that to her list of disorders.
    This show and this blog make me laugh soooo hard.
    Team Jeff as my favorite “character”
    (p.s. did you see him, and his shit eating grin, bartending on WWHL? Love!)

  • http://na labowner

    I see Babs offering herself as “mommy” to Jeff. If they do get married and have kids, he is going to leer at all the girls inappropriately as an extra sick and twisted old man.

  • L Boogie

    @labowner, that’s why I need you guys. Seriously, I passed out 2 nights in a row, hands on keyboard just trying to keep up with this. Some shows can be glazed over but this one literally needs a transcript to catch all of the insanity. I caught that Amanda/Jeff exchange but I swear these two are in in the joke and are just trying to freak America out. Chanel was way too eager to share the lingerie story. I hate to admit it but I kinda get where Casey’s coming from. I would, however, be able to be cordial when in the presence of my “Erica”. I like Joey a lot but I sensed some sh*t stirring tendencies with that bulimia remark. Overall, I’m enjoying these freako weirdos.

  • http://na labowner

    WTF? No mention of Jeff picking out Amanda’s clothes and calling each other mommy and daddy.

    Casey you think about it every day for 10 years? Comparing it to that of her parents. Bad blondie. What an idiot who needs to spend the rest of her life on a coach.

    Love Joey. She reminds me of Carla from Mob Wives.

    Dad buys me lingerie? Sick, gross, all kinds of wrong and disgusting. Boundaries people. Learn them, know them, live them.

  • MisRed

    I watch a LOT of bad TV… but I ALMOST can’t watch these idiots. ALMOST. Erica fell out the hot mess tree and hit every limb on the way down… twice.

  • stinkyhousewives

    These women look like a bunch of pelicans! What honkers. Oy.

  • L Boogie

    Ugh! @Churble, I had a screenshot of Jeff’s crack! I forgot to use it. I figured we should all suffer together. Glad you guys caught it! @BelowSeaLevel, I officially loved Casey after that comment.

  • misskris4

    @Churble I almost forgot about Jeff’s coin slot shot! I think that’s when I changed the channel.

  • BelowSeaLevel

    Casey telling Erica she wanted to punch her in the face could be one of my favorite reality t.v. scenes. I wish they’d lose those headbands.

  • Churble

    My vote for worst quality: A complete lack of understanding of the definition of the word “sexy”

    I did enjoy the editing which cut almost immediately from her calling Jeff sexy to a shot of him laying down with MAJOR plumber’s crack. Love the editing, Bravo.