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I Wanna Marry “Harry” Recap: The Pantiless Detective

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Ok, all of these episodes are running together. Kind of like when I binged watched “Breaking Bad” except that show was good, and it taught me how to make Meth. This show just makes me want to TAKE Meth. Last time, Jackie and Meghan were both asked to leave and Kimberley was asked to the Crown Suite. Rose, Kimberley, Krazy Kelley and Karina remain. So far they all believe that Not Harry  is Prince Harry.

It’s raining in England. Hmmm, that’s weird, that almost never happens every other day. Not Harry awakens in his suite and the girls wake up and start getting their faces on. Not Harry has invited the ladies to a Country Spa and each of them will have some private time with him throughout the day.

spa girls

Kimberley will have a private dinner with Sir in his luxury tree house. The girls go to their own luxury tree house (that they appear to be sharing) and it’s lovely and MisRed is jealous.

tree house
if only that glass could give way…

Karina is first up for private time with Not Harry. She says she is completely falling in love with him. They meet up in a pool and kiss, like full on make out.

That's what he said
That’s what he said

He is very attracted to her, but he worries that she might not like him for him. She thinks she would do anything for him- and she’s happy she feels that. He is starting to feel the pressure because clearly he’s not a Prince in real life and he can’t sustain the lifestyle she would like. Plus there’s that pesky bit about how she’s still in love with her ex, but MisRed digresses.

Kelley joins Not Harry in his tree house for a talk. She really wants to kiss him and it would be the final signoff as to whether or not they could be together. ???? Has this girl every HAD a relationship? Honey, check out his bathroom… if you can stomach the swampery, THAT’S the final signoff of whether or not you could be together. Jesus, why is MisRed the brains behind this operation? Not Harry asks if she could ask him any question, what would it be? She says she want to know if she can keep his blood in a vial around her neck. I joke, I kid. She says she wants to know if he’s “good at kissing?” Ok, that’s something a fifth grader would say.

kelley good at kissing
It’s official, MisRed’s CreepiMeter needle is pinned

Not Harry says, on paper, Kelley is everything she wants, but he’s not sure is there is a romantic connection.

Kelleys papers
These are Kelley’s papers

Plus on those papers it probably says she is an escaped mental patient and there is an APB out for her… They hug.

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One comment on “I Wanna Marry “Harry” Recap: The Pantiless Detective

  1. itchy itchy says:

    I get it – he’s going to end up with the dimmest of the dim. They’ll be King and Queen of Dimania!

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