What am I going to do without Maggie? We do have this to remember her by.
We open at 5am and a Military vehicle comes up the driveway… it’s an army dude. He busts into the girls rooms, saying “Up you lazy maggots!” I can’t argue with is first impressions.
He wakes up the girls and tells them there is boot camp clothing in the hallway. He has a REALLY hard time getting Tacky Jackie out of bed. In an interview, Kelley wants to know WHY Meghan isn’t being awakened for Boot Camp- she thinks it’s not fair.
I’m fairly certain that when Kelley was being taken to the shitty diner, Kelley thought it was perfectly fair that she wasn’t participating in whatever nonsense the other ladies were up to. Kelley’s crazy psychosis is showing and she can’t hide it anymore.
In the hallway, the sergeant instructs the girls “Right Turn!” And truth be told, a few of them don’t really know their right from their left. Ha. You can’t make this stuff up.
In the land of the Crown Suite, Kingsley wakes Meghan up and asks Meghan to join Sir in his room for brunch.
Meghan sashays in there, tits out in her see thru pajamas. She finds him completely dressed for the day. She asks him- now that it has been confirmed he is, indeed, Prince Harry, “Is it ok if I still call you Babe?” Not Harry is like… whatever. Not Harry asks if she is a ring leader among the group? He tells her that the girls are away on boot camp today and that he’s sure she is happy she wasn’t involved.
Meghan says in the interview that if she “was promised a husband and a Chanel bag and there was a gun to my head” she wouldn’t have been happy about going to boot camp.