This show has been cancelled… hahaa, it’s like cutting off a satisfying sh*t mid-sh*t. and I mean this quite literally. So MisRed will recap the remaining episodes over the next week and then we can all curl up in the fetal position in the bottom of our shower and try to scrub it off.
At the end of the last episode, Chelsea and Anna Lisa exited. Chelsea by choice, Anna Lisa most probably because she seemed to be onto the fact that Not Harry is, well, not Harry. And Kelley, the stage 5 clinger was moved into the Crown Suite.
Not Harry is awakened by someone other than Kingsley- he must be trying to renegotiate his contract, because surely he did not see THIS level of humiliation coming. Not Harry says he think most of the girls are beginning to fall for this ruse and they do, indeed believe he is Prince Harry.
Oh here’s Kingsley, he has gathered the remaining suckers and says that Sir was worried that they might be missing home, so they have raised the American Flag over Deerfield Manor.
I know that when I miss my family all I do is look at the flag to feel better. ??? The girls think it’s the sweetest thing EVER and then Kingsley announces that there is going to be a Pageant, to vie for the Title of Miss Deerfield.
Kelley is in the Crown Suite reading a Lonely Planet guidebook to England, dressed and ready at 4am for her date with “Prince Harry.” She says “I don’t think the rest of the girls know what they are dealing with. When it comes down to the wire, I will do anything to be with him.” Yikes. I can’t believe this chick passed the psych evaluation. Someone comes in and gets her and brings Kelly to Not Harry.
In his room he tells her that he thinks she, more than anyone else, is falling for this horseshit, I mean, knows who he really is, but he wants her to forget about that and get to know him. She says she doesn’t care that he’s a Prince, she wants to get to know him, or anyone else that shows that slightest bit of interest in her.
He says it’s harder to tell the lies to Kelley because she is so trusting. And she thinks that she has confirmation that he is really Harry and this gives her an advantage. Bless your heart, you poor girl.
Not Harry takes her into the courtyard and there is an antique American hot road there-I’m sure I’m supposed to know what it is, but I do not.
So they get in and she is supposed to keep her eyes closed, but keeps opening them.
He takes her to an American Diner for “a bit of grub” and really what they do is completely irrelevant because she is the most down to earth girl in the competition.
The staff in the diner are in on the ruse so they interrupt his meal to ask for a photo with him…which Kelley then takes and is THRILLED to do so.
She wants to be with a man
that gets noticed.
Back at the Manor, the other girls are preparing for the pageant. Maggie is doing a “cheer” as her talent. Ok.
Rose is helping Karina practice a dance? Jacqueline will be hula hooping.
On the date, Not Harry asks Kelley to tell him something no one else knows, so she tells him that as a child she had leukemia. Whoa. And she attributes her upbeat personality to having survived cancer. Ok, now I feel bad for calling her a clinger. Wait, no I don’t. Not Harry now feels REALLY terrible because she is so sweet and he is completely deceiving her. Their date ends and Kelley says it was the best date she’s ever been on in her entire life. MisRed thinks she got the shaft. I’m surprised they didn’t go dutch on the bill.
Kelley returns to the house and tells the girls about her date. The girls are like “Oh, you went to a diner?” They have to choke back their laughter.
And no, Kelley tells them, they didn’t kiss. Meghan says that Kelley is clearing in the “friend zone. And Babe wants a woman and Kelley is a little girl.”