Floshizzle is an audacious snarker whose passion is snarking on any and everything. She's covered a diverse group of crap reality shows, from the daft adults in Dance Moms, to the cagey cast of Mob Wives. Floshizzle's favorite escapes include manic workouts and chocolate binges.
  • churble

    Oh the poor decision making is definitely on both sides. She said “give my boss lots of money, here’s a passport, it’s totally a fair trade and he’ll for sure pay you back, obviously the business is doing super well, otherwise we wouldn’t need to borrow all your money” and he said “seems legit, no need to verify any of what you’re saying”.

    I think the joking and smiling and pretending nothing is wrong was just the only option he had other than full-on rage mode. Because you’d see him get angry and “you get nothing” and then it’s like he’d remember people can see him and then it was no big deal.

  • Floshizzle

    itchy that’s what got me this episode. There were so many things you could tell were hidden, some great dirt, but the short time period didn’t give us enough time to get to it. I wonder if Golan is working now or somewhere snorting money up his nose. Regardless some delicious deep, dark secrets are still out there…

  • itchy

    I’m not saying I “like” the guy, only that I enjoyed watching him — and that insane little weasly smile of his.

    And yeah, if I have a problem with this show, it’s that they’re trying to squeeze too much into the 20 minutes they have. Not that these awful people deserve to have more than that. But still, it’s clear that they’re all desperate to keep most of their shit-stained laundry hidden.

  • Floshizzle

    churble do you think the bad financial decisions were made on both ends? I totally felt like he either didn’t give a flying f$$k or he was overdoing it so we wouldn’t see how much he really did care. No middle ground. Plus he pissed me off so much with his reaction to his cheating. He did seem upset at times but then he would smile and joke. Repressed? What do you think of Vikki so far? Haha those brothers need to lay off the Dippity Doo hair cream

  • Floshizzle

    See to me she was so mumsy and lifeless I can’t picture her walking a mile, much less doing anything else that involved movement. Yeah the situation was exhausting but still. That would make sense on the entire passport/loan deal. Lust clouded her judgement. Or she is just a dummy and inferior to the rest us hahaha

  • Floshizzle

    itchy I didn’t like the guy at all. I will admit it, normally I will side with the female. I own it. I will work on my objectivity skills. I guess because I’ve known too many snakey men, with the exception of Mr. Floshizzle and all of the fabulous men of the Trash Talk TV family. What got me is when they got into the topic of his cheating and he was laughing it off. I do realize he did not want to crack onTV(and unfortunately their are men who do want to have a boo hoo fest for the viewers) There were so many things you could tell they were not talking about! So much hidden, so much to be discovered….why did you like this man!?!! Yeh she’s dumb admit it it makes you feel good. They brag brag brag on these shows and then bam! They eff up more than most of us and we feel better (well I do)

    Did you feel like Vikki was fair?

  • churble

    Not just took a passport as collateral for a $250,000 loan, but did so without consulting an appraiser to make sure that’s a good deal. I have a feeling their financial issues have less to do with him loving the couch and more to do with really really terrible decision making.

  • itchy

    Ugh. I got sucked into watching this shitfest. At least last week’s episode had that duckface gal to look at. Although I liked the guy this week, all those weird smiles of his.

    Still, the best thing I can say about this show is it’s only half an hour long.

    I kind of like the greasy twins, even though they clearly signed on in the hope of getting their own show.

    I also like how stupid these people are — the woman accepted a passport as collateral for a $250,000 loan? Uh-huh.

    Speaking of which, SHE’s not telling the whole truth there. I think what happened is she siphoned off cash from hubby’s business to keep her own boss (and job) afloat. And her boss was giving her collateral of a different kind.

  • Floshizzle

    Thanks Heather Keet! I’m glad you liked it and the full one will be out soon. Until then…..

  • http://shank-you-very-much.com Heather Keet

    I like the technique you deployed to pull us into the full recap.

    What’s his past? How is it coming back to haunt him? Will there be any happiness in his life, ever again?!?!

    Dun, dun, dun…….

    Beautiful! I will definitely be back for the full recap!