You my girl, Blu!
Seriously, you guys, I think that Blu just became my favorite Bad Girl of all Time. I’m not into the “Save a ho” mentality – but damn, if Blu didn’t just save a ho! Look, Aysia didn’t do anything to deserve the animosity of any of the bitches in the house. As a matter of fact, I am still given Loren the side eye about her issues with Aysia.
In our last discussion, Loren was all pissed off because she told Aysia that Jada would probably be the next person to leave the house, and in a moment of drunken anger, Aysia told Jada that everyone thought she would be the next to go. Loren was extra because she knew she was the one who said it, and even though Aysia didn’t tell Jada who said what, Loren wasn’t sure she could trust Aysia. Even though I think that Loren said it because she wanted Jada to know, I could kind of understand her being bothered by it. But, I don’t get the hate from Redd and Britt.
Anyway, we start back with Jada talking about how Loren believes it was Aysia who put the X on her picture and how Aysia should have defended herself during the house meeting instead of walking away.
This is crazy because Aysia is being called out for doing the mature thing and simply walking away. Jada thinks that Aysia missed her opportunity with the other girls and now she has made herself into a target. It’s so ridiculous that I just want to line all of them up and slap them one by one with a dildo. Except Blu!
Blu calls her mom to tell her about this ridiculous drama and how one girl is being targeted. She also says that she thinks that Redd’s hatred is all an act for attention. And she nails exactly what I said in episode 2 or 3. Redd has an audience so she is acting extra. She also confides to us that she went through a bullying phase. And I appreciate that because, all we hear now is how someone was a victim of bullying, but rarely do people ever admit that they were once the bully. She says that she never physically bullied anyone but she was always with the popular crowd and looking down on those who didn’t have it as good as she did. Blu seems to have way too much self-awareness to be on this show.
She goes and cuddles with Aysia and Aysia is just happy that Blu has her back.
Downstairs, Alex opens the door to find a heart shaped box. She takes it inside and opens it and the girls find out that they are going to Lake Geneva for a weekend. They are excited to get out of the house for a little while.
Of course they go in separate cars. The Fab 4 (not for long) in one car and the other three in the other. I love how Blu keeps her cool and doesn’t let those bitches have an effect on how she conducts her friendships. Because all Britt, Loren, and Redd do is talk shit about Aysia and Jada. Think about this for a second. Alyssa, who goes by Redd, is claiming that Jada is fake because they don’t even know her real name. It turns out that Jada is her middle name and her first name is Angela. So, Jada is in fact her real name in that it is legal and is on her birth certificate. But, Redd is not anyone’s real name.
Since Alex, Aysia and Jada arrive at the house first, they choose their beds. Turns out there aren’t enough beds for everyone and some people will have to sleep on the couch. Britt’s unnecessary ass says something about how Aysia should have to sleep on the couch because she is a replacement. Redd, Britt, and Loren get on Blu’s case about her wanting to sleep wherever Aysia is sleeping. Redd even goes so far as to hog (no pun intended) the covers, so that Blu and Aysia have to sleep without them.
And Loren, realizing that Blu is not going to back down, decides that she doesn’t want any drama so she is just going to be calm and not start anything with anyone. It’s the smartest thing she has said in 5 episodes. I still don’t like her though.
They get changed in their bathing suits and head out to ride jet skis. Redd is total killjoy throughout the entire trip. First she doesn’t want to ride the jet skis and makes jokes about how she would rather go to a buffet. We get it Redd. You are fat. But, guess what? Your name is not Tanisha and your self-inflicted fat jokes are not winning anyone over.