What’s that behind her? Oh yeah – the fires of hell.
Howdy, Trashmii! I just know you’ve been wondering, “Hey, what’s up with that lovably wacky Kody Brown family? I sure hope TLC airs another season of that must-see Sister Wives show!” Well, wonder no more. TLC has decided to inflict them on us for yet another season! Why? It’s TLC. You know, the Learning channel . . . I’m sure you’ll agree that we’ve all learned a lot from Sister Wives: the Browns are doofusii, and polygamy is dead boring. We all get an A!
Lets get into our ep, shall we? We open with a recap of what seems to be half the footage from last season. Then – finally! – a new open. It’s all saturated colors now, I guess to reflect their big-city-slicker lifestyle. Groovy.
It’s Dayton and Meri’s birthdays. Well, not really. Kody’s cooking steaks today, although their birthdays are tomorrow. Kody’s taking the Queen Mother out on the actual birthday. To hell with the son with Asperger’s, Her Maj needs to be coddled! After all, he’s not her kid.
The adults meet to discuss MSWC. They need to grow the business! They need new ideas all the time! Or, perhaps, any ideas? Meri says she wants to expand the business (remember that for later), and Robyn says she has a plan to have brick and mortar stores within 5 years. Know what I see them doing in 5 years? Going to bankruptcy court, getting foreclosed, and sneaking back into Utah. Wanna bet my dream comes true before Robyn’s does?
Kody says he’s meeting with “Stan” to discuss making a presentation to investors. Investors? Does he really think KKR or Warren Buffett are going to snap up this outstanding investment opportunity? I’m so glad to see Kody is just as clueless and deluded as ever. Never change, pal. Never change.
Christine wants to expand MSWC to include “clothing, kitchen, housewares”. Cause no one else has ever thought of that, like say . . .
We go to Kody at Robyn’s house. The next night he’ll be with the Queen Mum, then Christine, then Janelle for their anniversary. Hey, good thing they’ve got that compound, Action Man can just dash from one shagging appointment to the next. Since he’s 45 now, I wonder if he’s doing Viagra. I’m not sure any guy in his mid-40s could be that active. Especially when one of his partners is the Queen Mum.
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