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Comment Showcase Winners


Good morning Trash Talkers, and a happy Monday. We all know what Monday means, other than sitting at desks wishing we were somewhere else. Somewhere fun. Somewhere we could listen to podcasts without getting busted.

But at least the winning comments are here and you can even turn the volume up ’cause we don’t make noise. Sorta stealth TTTV.

We have a tie for the New Ronnie:

Chicken Lips on Marry Harry: OK, so maybe we are all judging Maggie a little too harshly. After seeing her eat that oyster, you know anyone that makes a face having a slimy mess in her mouth clearly isn’t the kind of skank we are assuming she is…

And my sincerest apologies to TN Gal. I swear that “H” still looks like an “N” when I look at it. Time to go to Wally-Mart and get some of those fabulously chik reading glasses. But congratulations on the win:

TH Gal on RHONY Dogs: Miss Andy missed a great opportunity for a cross-over with Phabulous Phunerals by Phaedra conducting Millou’s Magnificent Memorial Memory-service. At least Sexy J had champs and didn’t look like she was scattering ashes at Broke by Sheree’s Hole-in-the-Ground Chateau. When I die, you Trashmii had best memorialize me by dressing in your most very best booze-stained wife beater shirt, whilst sitting in front of the most trash-tastic show you can find with a crate of Little Debbie’s and a box of wine. I’ll save y’all a seat at the bar!

For the Lucci we have a long-time favorite:

notwithoutmytv on RHONY Dogs: Fellow Trashmeisters, when I die, please mix my ashes into some boiling tar, a little more into some feathers, and then go to town on Andy Cohen. I’ll send you blessings from whatever Hereafter I find myself in.

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7 comments on “Comment Showcase Winners

  1. TN Gal says:

    What a weekend! First, I get to share the New Ronnie with Chicken Lips, and I am a new fur-mommie! She is a blonde lab…brown eyes, four paws, and a wet nose! TN Guy and I are in lurrrve with her! Her name is Agnes, and she’s the cuddliest 7-week old ever! No worries on the “H” SSC, I didn’t even notice! ;)

  2. snowshoecat snowshoecat says:

    Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. A wedding and then right away a little bundle of joy. Congratulations.

    Of course, that happened to my second cousin and the family still talks about it.

    Meet you in the optical department.

  3. Hatched One says:

    Silly Snowshoecar!! The first one can come anytime, it’s the second that takes nine months!

  4. Hatched One says:


  5. snowshoecat snowshoecat says:

    Who ever heard of a SnowshoecaR? Where is auto-correct when you need it?

  6. Chicken Lips Chicken Lips says:

    A Ronnie? i’m gonna party like its my birthday!

  7. labowner says:

    Congratulations and welcome to the club.

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