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PopePhilly

Pope Philly

  • Bookish

    anyone else think Cassandra’s “job” of being a “former NBA dancer” is just codename for a stripper/prostitute so she could pay her way through college?

  • Bookish

    well they do need a minimum age limit too, no one wants a potential stripper fresh out of college tryin to get with someone that much older than them

  • savjacand

    Don’t give Chelsie that much credit of being a teacher. She works at a science center. http://www.cosi.org. She probably is a cashier or works the info desk. At any rate she probably barely makes over minumum wage. COSI is a fun place and I highly recomend it if you are in the Columbus Ohio Area! Love your recaps!!!

  • itchy

    That amusement park scene set the tone for the entire season. The producers couldn’t spring to send them to a real amusement park, but instead only paid for them to stop at one of those cheap carny sites set up in the rusted-out hull of an old strip mall?

    This also explains wny none of the women this season quite make it to A-level pretty. They’re all kind of… bland. Or maybe One Pebble specifically requested buck teeth?

  • notwithoutmytv

    >>>>I will admit that the time JP and Camila spend at the amusement park is ridiculously adorable. Just try looking at this and not smiling<<<<

    I looked at it and said, "One Pebble's kid must have one of those muscular degenerative diseases,"

  • considerthis

    Did anybody see or hear about Jason Biggs crazy rant against JP’s gals on Twitter? He even took a shot a Camilla. Lighten up Biggy and take a look in the mirror!

  • Aunt Dorsey

    I really miss Flavor Flav’s shows, those were the best ever. I even watched all the copycat incarnations of charm school too. Yeah buddy, those were the days.

    “Tila Tequila’s Shot of Love”, woof, I was bathing in Old Door Knob, hoping the alcohol would kill any microbes that I was sure were going to radiate out of the TV. Apparently, she’s still batshit crazy, but operating out of her FaceBook page these days.

  • itchy

    I’m still recovering from Tila Tequila’s Shot of Love. Brrr.

  • itchy

    When you’re ripping off an idea from Big Brother, it’s probably time to end the show. But as long as ladies love their romance novels, they’ll keep flogging this one to death.

    I can’t wait for when they bring back some of the original contestants for Bachelor 2029. Although at that point, the Bachelor will probably be a hermaphrodite and s/he’ll have several different genders to choose from.

  • I think the photo booth is just The Bachelor way of taking selfies.

  • PopePhilly

    I believe the young lady in question went by the name of “Somthin’.” That moment was just beautiful. I have no shame in admitting that I watched every moment of “Strange Love,” “Flavor of Love 1, 2, & 3,” “Flavor of Love Charm School,” and “I Love New York 1 & 2.”

  • blazergirl

    Oh Aunt Dorsey, the floor shitting incident is one of my all time favorite reality show moments. And I’ve watched A LOT of horrible reality tv.

  • Aunt Dorsey

    Awwww heck, if I close my eyes and picture penguins, I get the animated sequence from Mary Poppins. Obviously I’m getting the wrong channel, since One Pebble would be a shirtless penguin with wafting scentless Colombian rose petals gently falling like dandruff.

  • PopePhilly

    Let it be known: All photos of Juan Pablo will be replaced with penguins for the rest of the season!

  • PopePhilly

    Clearly Kylie-not-Kat has never seen the show before. The producers manipulate EVERYTHING! They will edit this show to make it as entertaining as possible. I thought this was all common knowledge by now.

  • PopePhilly

    I’m 30 and single and my friends like to make fun of me for it (not in a mean way – in a “we’re friends so we rag on one another” way). This show is the perfect comeback for me! “Yeah, I might be single, but at least I’ve got my dignity! I’m not rubbing massage oil on some dudes jacket while all of America watches.”

  • PopePhilly

    Age difference is such a weird thing. I’m 30, and I wouldn’t think anything of dating a man who is 40. However, when I was 21, dating a 31-year-old man would have just been weird. At that age, you’re just in two completely different stages of your lives.

    When I was Cassandra’s age, a man with a 3-year-old son would have sent me running! Not that I had anything against single fathers, I just knew that was a situation I didn’t want (nor was I ready for) at that point in my life.

  • itchy

    Well, I was thinking of a maximum age limit, but yeah, now that you mention it… ick.

  • itchy

    About One Pebble’s voice: his speech therapist didn’t do him any favors with that new accent of his. Sounds like a strangled penguin. A cartoon penguin. Wearing a tuxedo and a monocle. Go ahead. The next time he speaks, close your eyes. Picture that penguin. Now: Enjoy the season!

  • Aunt Dorsey

    Uh yeah, I can see by her eyebrows that she’s a natural blonde — not! Did the producers also tell her to go charging up when he called out Kat. Bless her heart, if she wanted to be noticed, she should have just shat on the floor.

  • blazergirl

    I was just reading an article where Kylie (not Kat) claims the producers set her up for failure and that is the reason JP didn’t pick her. The producers told her to die her hair red (she’s a blond), told her to wear a pink dress (instead of purple) and they asked her to tweet about meeting him right after, making her look desperate. She is also mad that they included the mistake at the rose ceremony and that they purely left it in to embarrass her, which, duh. That moment was gold; what wouldn’t they include it. My question is did they tell you to be boring and dumb? Because I’m pretty sure that’s what did it honey, nor your hair or dress color.

  • Bookish

    With you on the age cutoff, is it me or did I remember Cassandra coming out of the limo and it said she was 21?! Why would you come on a show where the guy is 10 years older than you? No offense to anyone that likes that sort of thing, but it seems skeevy to date someone at least a decade older than you.

  • itchy

    “They talk a lot but don’t say really much of anything of substance.”

    Seriously? Are you watching the same show I’m watch… Oh never mind. You’re right.

    I enjoyed Sean’s expression during their little chat. He was obviously alternating between thoughts of “Damn, I’d hit that” and “Oh no! Now I’m going to hell!”

    But at least JP is the first Bachelor in a long while who doesn’t instantly give off a gay vibe. He’s clearly a player who probably sleeps with a different woman every week. Or night.

    And didn’t he say on the last season that he and his baby mama were never really together (i.e., oops!)?

    Chelsie (sic) is not a teacher. She’s a glorified museum tour guide. Definitely white trash vibe there — the buck teeth, the stupid spelling of her name. Oh yes.

    They definitely need an age limit on this show. 28 or so. Because it’s just makes me uncomfortable laughing at the desperation of the 30-year-olds (and you always have to add two to three years to the age they claim to be). This is my favorite reality show — no fair making me uncomfortable, dangnabbit!

    But so far I like Sharleen the best. First, because of the name — she’s an opera singer called Sharleen! Second because she seems clearly confused over what show she came on. Wish we could see her agent after she gets through with him. Third because it’s obvious JP kept her around because of her tits — in his profile, he says that large breasts are one of the three things he’s looking for in a potential wife. Yes. Seriously.