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Shahs of Sunset Minicap: Reza v Mike Round 1 | TrashTalkTV

Shahs of Sunset Minicap: Reza v Mike Round 1

Hola Trashies! This episode of Shahs was kind of confusing and all over the place.  The only consistent thing in this episode was Asa’s giant boodie and kookiness.

First of all, MJ has decided to mindfuck us all with stories of her supposed sexual escapades caught on tape.  I mean, the WHAT?  Someone, anyone - please fill me in on why one would need to take a computer to the store to get your sex tapes recovered if you believe you deleted them in the first place.   MJ is scraping the floor for attention and it’s pathetic. Also, stop it.  JUST STOP IT!

Asa has a party for the launch of Diamond Water and she looks amazing.  Seriously, when she pulls it together she wins.  But I am still missing the glittery sneeze guard.  (Sad Face).

And, In true Bravo fashion, there can never be a fancy event without the contractual “confrontation.”  No matter the occasion, there must be a loud conversation that embarrasses the host.  Shahs of Sunset is no exception and luckily this time, it involves two grown men acting like immature, boozed up fishwives.  Yes, Mike and Reza finally have it out and can I just tell you . . . They argued about nothing.  For some reason Reza has decided he is mad at Mike about not standing up for him at the gay club, which – huh?  And Mike is mad at Reza about . . . something.

All I know is that Mike was OBLITERATED and made some pretty great Romona from Real Houswives of NY crazy eyes at Reza.

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Watch as Mike goes from this . . .

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To This!   Ack!

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But still, no one can ever reach the epic levels of Ramona’s CRAZY EYES!

At the end of it all, Jessica has to drag Mike out of there and he alternates between crying and wanting to punch Reza in the face.  It’s almost like he’s a drunk girl, who can’t decide if she wants to puke, cry her mascara off or proclaim her love for the Beebz.  It was weird.

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Adam doesn’t know whether this is going to end up in a threesome or a slapfight.  Either way, I’m sure he’s pleased. 

While I’m finishing up the full recap, check out last week’s recap here and/or dish in the comments below!

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28 comments on “Shahs of Sunset Minicap: Reza v Mike Round 1

  1. Poochie129 says:

    Drunk Mike was hilarious!
    Mike telling Reza to suck on his Diamond water, lol!!!!!!

  2. NatPatBen says:

    I’m very much not a fan of drunken behavior, and I also think Mike is making bad life choices these past few episodes… but somehow when he was talking to Reza, I felt he very clearly articulated his side. I really felt that scene because it reminded me of me and my husband. I would be Mike in the way that he followed what he thought was the right thing to do, regardless of which person was his friend. Reza felt that loyalty was more important than doing the right thing.

    What was funny to me… in the previews for next week, Reza has a sit down with Lily saying that he put a lot into their relationship, one thing happened, and she easily threw away the friendship. Um, Reza: Isn’t that EXACTLY what Mike was telling you at Asa’s party.

    • eyediosmio says:

      You know what I thought was off about Mike’s argument is that I thought he was really pissed off at Reza about the fact that Reza left him high and dry with the business. Wasn’t that the issue? Or is it that Reza left Mike high and dry because of the Twink fight at the Club? That’s why it felt off, because I think with this group they pick and choose what to be pissed off about.

      • MargoRita says:

        I think you’re exactly right. You cld read between the lines and see how hurt mike was. ESP since he was practically crying in the car.

    • Gypsy Gypsy says:

      Mike is making bad life choices? Have you seen Jessica’s frozen face?

  3. Aunt Dorsey says:

    Holy crap, Mike was absolutely hammered and really, really schwetty. His poor girlfriend was having a hell of a time trying to rein his crazy in. Reza is still a major jackass. Way to dump on Asa’s magical day.

    What the… it sounds almost like Mercedes is trying to cash in on some of that Kartrashian type homemade porn. Did she set that up so she can conveniently claim the computer dude leaked it? Good luck with that, I lasted less than five minutes with Kim’s debut porno, it was mind-numbingly boring.

    • eyediosmio says:

      Hee! Schwetty.

      I have to say that maybe MJ’s porn would probably be more interesting than Kim’s, but in a car wreck kind of way

    • NotWithoutMyTV says:

      That MJ porno bit was so patently staged and designed to provoke that I simply refused to be provoked by Bravo’s transparent attempt to provoke me.

  4. Classy Drunk says:

    I agree NatPatBen, I have been in the same situation as Mike a few times. My heart leads me to do what is right regardless of loyalty. What’s right is right and I think as a friend you should understand that I am your friend but if you are wrong then you are wrong.

    • eyediosmio says:

      YOu have to give Mike credit, which is that yes – he will do what he feels is morally right. Which is kind of awesome. But we all know Reza cannot take any kind of scolding or admit when he’s wrong outright – which is why he and MJ are soulmates

  5. NotWithoutMyTV says:

    I, too, can relate to Mike, because like you guys said, we’ve all been in this same situation. One of your weirdo hipster friends launches her scam product, and you get invited to the party. You don’t want to go because your ex-friend and business partner, with whom you have a producer-contrived and somewhat ill-defined beef with, will be there, and he’s a flamboyantly gay megalomaniac with severe identity and self-worth issues. But you have to go, because a) contract, and b) air time. So of course, you get fall-down, sweaty drunk beforehand, drink heavily throughout, and make sure lots of mutual friends are around to exacerbate the situation, thoroughly stealing the spotlight from your weirdo hipster friend’s scam product. Because you have many issues of your own, including self-worth, identity, commitment, and conflict-resolution issues, the problem spirals upward in severity from whatever the original, producer-driven picadillo was. You wind up on the floor of the restroom, sobbing hysterically, frantically snorting lines of cocaine directly off a toilet seat, while your drunken friends pound on the door and demand to know “if you’re hurting yourself in there, or what??!”

    Yup, who of us hasn’t been in Mike’s EXACT situation?

  6. hottempered242 says:

    The worst part about Reza stating that Mike “betrayed” his friendship is that Mike is the only one who shut down Sasha when Sasha started talking shit about Reza (before they made up). Mike told Sasha that even though what Reza did was wrong, Reza was still his friend and he would not let Sasha bad-mouth Reza around him. This is when the rest of the cast egging Sasha on.

    I agree with NatPatBen that Reza then turns around and gets mad at Lily for doing the same thing he did to Mike. THE NERVE! I laughed so hard at the preview for next week. Who wants to bet that Lily uses the same argument (“you didn’t back me up!”) that Reza used this episode?

    • Aunt Dorsey says:

      Exactly, but I’m sure Reza is not going to toss out, “I’m a petulant hoser AND you didn’t buy a three-million-dollar house from me…..wahhhhhhhh!”

  7. Gypsy Gypsy says:

    I really cannot stand any of these trolls but, they are fun to watch.

    My friend is ordering Diamond Water. Hoping to snag a bottle. I’ll report back.

    • NotWithoutMyTV says:

      Your investment in diamond water will simultaneously balance your four humors, bedazzle your transverse colon, and help pay off Asa’s indentured servitude to Cohen Capital, LLC.

      • Gypsy Gypsy says:

        Apparently it won’t. Early reports say that this ordering is a disaster and my friend’s card has already been charged twice while rejecting her order. Subsequent angry email has been sent.

        If anyone else wants to compromise their credit, please go to realdiamondwater.com and try it for yourself! ;-)

        • eyediosmio says:

          I just saw this – are you kidding me? That’s horrible! Will NOT be ordering this and instead will drink vodka, with ice cubes i mean, diamonds. Whatever. I’m drinking it anyway to try and finish this recap. What with all the MJ nudity, Reza backtracking and Mike snarling, and Lily chirping – I needz the vodka!

        • Aunt Dorsey says:

          Must be the Persian Family Discount at work.

      • Aunt Dorsey says:

        @NWMTV — all that and it doesn’t vajazzle your taint at the same time!? I am SO disappointed.

    • eyediosmio says:

      I am just DYING to try this stupid water. Although I plan on emptying out all the water and putting vodka in it, because OF COURSE!

      Also, I wonder if I can con my mother into ordering it, she’s on an “alkaline” diet, which I like to call the “bullshit” diet. She’d probably order it. Ha!

      and the link to the website is here: http://realdiamondwater.com/home

      • Gypsy Gypsy says:

        @eyediosmio, apparently the fields read: Shipping address and delivery address which is rejecting orders. They have no billing address field…but they are still charging orders, twice.

        Just a head’s up.

      • Aunt Dorsey says:

        I went and peeked and a 12-pack of 1 liter bottles is $35.88, which breaks down to $2.99 a bottle and the 18-pack of 18-oz. bottles is $35.82 ($1.99 per bottle) — of course that’s before shipping and handling or any tax is added on.

        Asa isn’t touting herself as a Persian Pop Priestess in her bio. She is now a Multimedia Conceptual Artiste (okay, I added the “e” but it seems fitting for such an exalted title). Plus, she’s gone a little bit Goopy Paltrow on us and is praising the soul and body curative powers of this enhanced LA tap water.

        • NotWithoutMyTV says:

          I bought a case, and I can now see in THREE DIMENSIONS! I’m serious, I drank Diamond Water for a week, and things are popping right out at me. The world is just… deeper, somehow. It’s seriously AMAZING!!!!!

          I know some people out there are saying Asa is nothing but a “unibrowed, big-assed chiseler”, but they haven’t tried her AMAZING product. I’m going home to get some into my alimentary canal, right now!

  8. inidigo says:

    I really hate this show. It’s all dramatic hyperbole.

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