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Minicap: Couples Therapy

blackwidowHmmm.  I wonder where I put that rope?

Howdy, Trashmii!  Welcome to the new season of Couples Therapy!

Our first ep was all about meeting some of the participants.  Jon Gosselin and Liz Jannetta haven’t arrived yet, and another participant looks like a no-show.  At least for now.

The participants so far:

America’s Sweetheart, Taylor Armstrong.  We got to hear yet again about her awful marriage to Russell, and relive the 911 call when she found him dead.  Suicide is awful.  On the other hand, if the alternative is being with Taylor Armstrong . . . Moving on, Taylor’s new fiance victim is John Bluher.  Oh yeah, he was also her divorce attorney.  Ick factor: 10.

Hip hop artist and Wu-Tang Clan member Ghostface Killah and Kelsey Nykole.  Ghost doesn’t want to be there, and Kelsey clearly thinks some therapizing would be just the thing to turn him into a one-woman man.  Dream on, sister.

Whitney Mixter and Sada Bettencourt, of The Real L Word.  These gals were passionately in love, and now just act like – well, a lot like this.

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I think there is real love there, though, and I hope these gals can ultimately work out their differences.

Moving on, we met Teen Mom Farrah Abraham, who maintains she didn’t do porn.  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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6 comments on “Minicap: Couples Therapy

  1. sagittariuskim sagittariuskim says:

    Ahh Winston Churchill, I wish I could be that witty while drunk.

  2. Aunt Dorsey says:

    There, there Farrah, of COURSE you didn’t do porn, it was merely a penile colonoscopy and filming it was a PSA.

    For a grifter Shana Hughes, aka Shanna Taylor, aka Taylor Ford “heiress of the Ford Motor family”, aka Taylor Armstrong “professional victim”, is really sleep-inducing. Anyone else getting the Russell-Armstrong-look-alike vibe from her current mark, er boyfriend?

    Let’s hope this train wreck picks up right soon, because so far, it is doing little to hold my interest.

  3. CathodeTube says:

    Agggh, the FACES! Taylor looks like a stepped-on pop can and Farrah looks like a seal about to balance a ball. I love trainwrecks, particularly with crying, but their faces make me scared and sad.

  4. CathodeTube says:

    Scratch that – Farrah just looks like a blow-up doll.

  5. Hatched One says:

    Aunt Dorsey, you beat me to the punchline about Farrah! Most excellent! Actually, I think she looks like a camel.

  6. Aunt Dorsey says:

    Great minds snarking as one ;)

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