Minicap: Couples Therapy

blackwidowHmmm.  I wonder where I put that rope?

Howdy, Trashmii!  Welcome to the new season of Couples Therapy!

Our first ep was all about meeting some of the participants.  Jon Gosselin and Liz Jannetta haven’t arrived yet, and another participant looks like a no-show.  At least for now.

The participants so far:

America’s Sweetheart, Taylor Armstrong.  We got to hear yet again about her awful marriage to Russell, and relive the 911 call when she found him dead.  Suicide is awful.  On the other hand, if the alternative is being with Taylor Armstrong . . . Moving on, Taylor’s new fiance victim is John Bluher.  Oh yeah, he was also her divorce attorney.  Ick factor: 10.

Hip hop artist and Wu-Tang Clan member Ghostface Killah and Kelsey Nykole.  Ghost doesn’t want to be there, and Kelsey clearly thinks some therapizing would be just the thing to turn him into a one-woman man.  Dream on, sister.

Whitney Mixter and Sada Bettencourt, of The Real L Word.  These gals were passionately in love, and now just act like – well, a lot like this.

arguing-couple

I think there is real love there, though, and I hope these gals can ultimately work out their differences.

Moving on, we met Teen Mom Farrah Abraham, who maintains she didn’t do porn.  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

dontdopornWell, once I spread my legs this wide apart having my daughter, I thought hey, I can make some money off this move!

And finally, we met Jenn Berman, the lead therapist, and Mike Dow, Sarah Novia, Gabrielle Moore and Keisha Downey, therapists and counselors.

Apart from introductions, the first ep dealt with making a decision regarding Farrah.  Or rather, making a decision not to decide right now.  Cause procrastination is so psychologically healthy.

Much more in the full recap! See you then!

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