Happiest of New Years, Trashmii, and may our favorite trashy networks provide us with prime snark fodder in the coming year.
Aunt Dorsey mentioned “Are You Being Served” on the incomparable Droctor Who recap. Now THAT was a series. My absolute fave quote of all time was: “Take a peep through Mrs. Slocombe’s keyhole. If you see her pussy, shove a bit of fish in it.”
Okay, I’ve taken up enough space, and I know you can’t wait to read the last comments of the year 2013…
e-milton 714 on RHOBH Star F***er: I had to … comment on kathy hilton’s FACE!!!!!!!!!! MY GOD!!!!!!!! She is 1 nip away from being that cat woman jocelyn whatsherface.. What did she do?!
Ikanread on RHOBH Star F***er: I want to be whatever kind of sober Kim is. That sobriety looks fun!
MK on RHOBH Star F***er: Does Kyle not have one chair in the house?
Notwithoutmytv on RHOA Twirl Turns: When shown pictures of NeNe’s face and a hippopotamus’s ass, 8 out of 10 people couldn’t tell the difference. When NeNe’s bright yellow weave was pointed out to them, the 8 misidentifiers said they thought the wig was one of those scavenger birds that ride around on hippos, cleaning parasites off their hides.