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Courtney Loves Dallas Recap Eps. 3 & 4 – The Higher the Hair, the Closer to God…

Hey, y’all! First of all, let me apologize for the recap delay – my husband had a freak accident last week. He missed a step, landed on his knees and ruptured both of his quad tendons. He had surgery last week and will be unable to walk for 4 to 6 months! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year all rolled into one! Oy vey. My advice to y’all – DON’T FALL ON YOUR KNEES!

Okay – back to our girl Court. First of all, I’d like to point out that I don’t hate Courtney – I just think she does silly things. Like dress like a 20 year old when you clearly look about 36. Or attempt to have a serious conversation with a “man” (and I use the term lightly) at a party with your besties. Cort (new spelling) was also on Millionaire Matchmaker with that evil bitch Patti Stanger. Patti is an embarrassment to women. Patti referred to Cort as her good friend (is that a TV term?) and called her a “millionairess in training”. Patti kissed her ass because she’s a celeb whore, and fixed her up with the other millionaire on the show. Someone clearly got to Cort because she cut her hair and was dressing a little more age-appropriate. Unfortunately, the hairstyle was a hot mess and sadly, she looked even older than usual. Oh – and she didn’t go on a second date. Success for Patti again! Not.


Separated at Birth?



This time, Cort and BFF Tori are headed to NY Fashion Week. Cort, of course, is concerned with her outfits. She explains to us that this is the first time she is going to FW as a “full-time blogger”, and this could be a jumping off point to expand her blog beyond Dallas. Okay, I don’t quite get it. The only way I can see her expanding is by getting her face on TV as much as possible, but who really cares about a new blogger? Does she think all the designers are going to fawn over a blogger? I don’t know. Also, Cort tells us her finances are “tight”. According to Millionaire Matchmaker and her Twitter account, she’s “doing just fine”. Hmmm. Maybe I should start a fashion blog. Anyone want to join me?  Tori, however, has a different agenda. She wants a “fun girl’s trip”. She wants to meet boys. I like Tori. She knows what’s important! But she’s a tad delusional if she thinks hetero males flock to designer fashion shows. Cort’s worried about “turning it OUT” at Fashion Week. I can’t WAIT to see the mangled concoction of clothing she puts together.

We arrive in New York, (yay East Coast!) and Cort is absolutely giddy. They are in the hotel room, marveling at all the yellow taxis outside – very cute. I like New York – just not the Mets, Yankees and Giants. Cort is going to a Carmen Marc “Volvo” show (that’s how she pronounced it), and Tori wants to know is there will be naked male models there. Now, Tori – Cort’s blog is for females, so why would you be going to a male designer’s fashion show? And CMV designs clothes for “normal” women (read: women who are larger than a size four). I’m sure Bravo could have gotten her more famous designers. Or maybe not. The ladies unpack their clothes, and I’m impressed that Cort only brought one suitcase.


There’s a zoo in Dallas that’s missing their leopards…

Tor tells Cort to not be intimidated, because she is amazing. Aw. Tor’s a good friend. Cort’s then reveals her kick-ass outfit for the show. Sitting in the front row, you’ve got to make an impression. White dress, black lace, pop of color in the shoes.. yada, yada. Tori’s jeans and top don’t quite cut it, so she gets a Cort makeover.



Tori – yes; Cort – Um, no.

They arrive at the venue, which appears to be a large, nondescript white room in an office building. I wouldn’t be surprised if CMV headquarters isn’t down the hall. This ain’t no tent in Lincoln Center! Anyhoo, they grab some booze, take some selfies, and plop down in the front row. Cort is very excited, and wants to meet CMV. She says it would be more exciting than meeting her future husband. Funny! The show starts…


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7 comments on “Courtney Loves Dallas Recap Eps. 3 & 4 – The Higher the Hair, the Closer to God…

  1. Madelyne27 says:

    1. I’m sorry about your husband’s accident. If my husband were to ever be rendered immobile, I would have to put him to sleep.

    2. It’s “tchotchke”. And now, if you ever find out my daughter’s date of birth, you will have my password to everything.

    3. I loved the mom high on meds. I once was caught with a McDouble in my nightstand. But I wasn’t hiding it, I was saving it.

    I enjoy reading your ‘caps… thanks.

  2. Aunt Dorsey says:

    Oh my stars and garters, your poor husband and poor you, especially if you have to be his “feets” until he can walk again.

    “Tchotchke” is one of those annoying words you have to ALREADY know how to spell in order to look it up — and it better not be a goyish dictionary you’re looking in, because the WASPy Webster’s Collegiate is not going to have it listed.

  3. rachelkashmir says:

    Eh, I don’t hate Cort per se, I just roll my eyes with her assertions that she’s Dallas’ Pied Piper of Fashion comical. She acts like Dallas is some remote third world island with little to no contact with the outside world. I’m sure there’s Interwebz in Dallas that any resident of Dallas can go where ever people go to be on the cutting edge fashion ’cause fuck if I know. My last major shopping spree was four years and I’ve worn the same style for the last 15 years and I can’t be bothered to change.

  4. CynTV CynTV says:

    @Madelyne27 & @Aunt Dorsey: I completely blanked on the spelling!
    @rachelkashmir: For your sake, I hope she’s not a reflection of Dallas fashion. She is the very meaning of “hot mess”. I thought it was funny that she dressed Tori better than she did herself!

    Thanks so much for your comments!

  5. StaceySuperfly says:

    So sorry about your husband, its going to be a long 6 months! Matt the douche didn’t call her for a year, yet as soon as he has another chance to be on camera he calls to tell her he misses her. They deserve each other!

  6. Limerick says:

    You nailed the patty pic. She totally looks like the puppet Madame! I actually looked it up after that episode.

  7. CortFan says:

    I follow several fashion bloggers, and their blogs have lead to many positive things like modeling gigs, clothing lines, and columns in national fashion mags. So being a fashion blogger can be a great jumping off point to bigger and better things beyond being a tv famewhore.

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